| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #319 | Cloaca grenade | 55 |
| #327 | Cloaca-Cola | 117 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #969 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #212 | Dyspepsi grenade | 65 |
| #524 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 117 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #177 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 125 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #622 | blood flower | 10 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #57 | clockwork key | 21 |
| #83 | cocoa egg | 197 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #887 | dill | 30 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #115 | felt | 65 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #367 | giant discarded plastic fork | 27 |
| #894 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #85 | gnauga hide | 70 |
| #239 | googly eye | 60 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #143 | iron pasta spoon | 60 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #239 | kneecapping stick | 69 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #130 | length of string | 83 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #289 | loaded serum blowgun | 14 |
| #144 | mafia aria | 174 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #374 | penguin skin | 177 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #971 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #598 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #124 | scroll of pasta summoning | 125 |
| #857 | shiny ring | 27 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #239 | stuffed doppelshifter | 63 |
| #209 | stuffing | 43 |
| #155 | support cummerbund | 56 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #232 | toy wheel | 38 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #683 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #479 | yo-yo | 64 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |