| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #252 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 27 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #305 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #90 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #290 | Misty Robe | 3 |
| 🥈 | Mornington crescent roll | 4,328 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 18 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 33 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #137 | angst burger | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #243 | bottle of black cat tonic | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #113 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #156 | fuzzy earmuffs | 20 |
| #60 | gas can | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #101 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #119 | glistening oyster egg | 5 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #57 | lucky cat collar | 1 |
| #11 | lucky cat statue | 55 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #155 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #68 | magnificent oyster egg | 9 |
| #37 | meat golem | 5 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #60 | meteoreo | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #62 | neverending wallet chain | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #20 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 11 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #80 | parisian cathouse | 2 |
| #16 | pearlescent oyster egg | 45 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #51 | popular tart | 17 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #370 | s'more | 7 |
| #186 | sawblade shield | 19 |
| #86 | scintillating oyster egg | 10 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #138 | sinister-looking cat | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #40 | splendid martini | 5 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #68 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #23 | twinkly wad | 102,447 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #293 | wrench bracelet | 12 |
| #48 | yellow pixel | 94 |