| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3599 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #92 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 2 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #257 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #378 | bunny liver | 15 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #177 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #1168 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #277 | fat loot token | 7 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1648 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #572 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #500 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #250 | loadstone | 2 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1596 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #270 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1918 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #327 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1103 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #81 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |