| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #88 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 2 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #373 | bunny liver | 15 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #174 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #277 | fat loot token | 7 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #246 | loadstone | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |