| #520 | "DRINK ME" potion | 5 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #237 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 11 |
| #189 | Blood Light | 23 |
| #196 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #103 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #626 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #192 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #129 | Elvish delight | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #238 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #358 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
| #78 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
| #619 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #458 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #258 | Nightstalker perfume | 8 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #159 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #50 | Sangria de Menthe | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #100 | Silver Bullet beer | 23 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Tequiz Navidad | 3 |
| #142 | The Cooler Out of Space | 21 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #277 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #559 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 15 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #103 | banana supersucker | 9 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #34 | belemnite candy mold | 7 |
| #697 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #48 | bishop cookie | 2 |
| #230 | bite-me-red lipstick | 86 |
| #258 | black spot | 3 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #300 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 15 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #469 | bottle of bubbles | 15 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #105 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 15 |
| #882 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #1299 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #21 | chocolate box | 5 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #235 | confusing LED clock | 2 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #636 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #106 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #180 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #386 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #148 | drum of pomade | 10 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #304 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #553 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 46 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #209 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #566 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #862 | fudgecule | 208 |
| #92 | fudgesicle | 5 |
| #124 | funhouse mirror | 8 |
| #148 | ghostly body paint | 35 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #131 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1009 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #490 | green gummi ingot | 46 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #284 | jerky coins | 76 |
| #52 | king cookie | 5 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #119 | kumquat supersucker | 8 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #470 | licorice root | 5 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #329 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #268 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5 |
| #272 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5 |
| #252 | love song of vague ambiguity | 5 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #63 | miniature coffin | 2 |
| #94 | mysterious present | 5 |
| #208 | necrotizing body spray | 46 |
| #934 | old sweatpants | 51 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #691 | pack of pogs | 12 |
| #143 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #75 | pear supersucker | 10 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #295 | phish stick | 4 |
| #858 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #161 | press-on ribs | 51 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #95 | queen cookie | 15 |
| #696 | radium-flavored potato chips | 28 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #901 | ridiculous cocktail | 2 |
| #53 | rook cookie | 2 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #202 | s'more | 100 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #71 | strawberry supersucker | 10 |
| #657 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #569 | stuffed ninja snowman | 9 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #413 | sucker scaffold | 19 |
| #484 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #142 | throwing bone | 8 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #135 | toothbrush | 13 |
| #392 | tourmalime | 16 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #749 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #706 | twinkly wad | 30 |
| #277 | upsy daisy | 10 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #261 | useless powder | 605 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #151 | warbear battery | 19 |
| #123 | warbear whosit | 1,787 |
| #669 | wind-up meatcar | 6 |
| #565 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #500 | yellow gummi ingot | 44 |