| #522 | "DRINK ME" potion | 5 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #236 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 11 |
| #188 | Blood Light | 23 |
| #195 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #190 | Ecto-Cooler | 6 |
| #128 | Elvish delight | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #235 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #355 | Go-Wassail | 50 |
| #78 | Good 'n' Slimy | 2 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #457 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #258 | Nightstalker perfume | 8 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #1905 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #50 | Sangria de Menthe | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #98 | Silver Bullet beer | 23 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Tequiz Navidad | 3 |
| #142 | The Cooler Out of Space | 21 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #276 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #561 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 15 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #103 | banana supersucker | 9 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #34 | belemnite candy mold | 7 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #48 | bishop cookie | 2 |
| #230 | bite-me-red lipstick | 86 |
| #256 | black spot | 3 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #300 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 15 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #467 | bottle of bubbles | 15 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #105 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 15 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #21 | chocolate box | 5 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #235 | confusing LED clock | 2 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #105 | cotton candy pinch | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #387 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #148 | drum of pomade | 10 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #548 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 46 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #564 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #859 | fudgecule | 208 |
| #91 | fudgesicle | 5 |
| #124 | funhouse mirror | 8 |
| #147 | ghostly body paint | 35 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #487 | green gummi ingot | 46 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #281 | jerky coins | 76 |
| #52 | king cookie | 5 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #119 | kumquat supersucker | 8 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #470 | licorice root | 5 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #329 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #268 | love song of disturbing obsession | 5 |
| #271 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5 |
| #252 | love song of vague ambiguity | 5 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #63 | miniature coffin | 2 |
| #94 | mysterious present | 5 |
| #208 | necrotizing body spray | 46 |
| #928 | old sweatpants | 51 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #690 | pack of pogs | 12 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #75 | pear supersucker | 10 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #293 | phish stick | 4 |
| #859 | pink candy heart | 4 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #160 | press-on ribs | 51 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #94 | queen cookie | 15 |
| #694 | radium-flavored potato chips | 28 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #901 | ridiculous cocktail | 2 |
| #50 | rook cookie | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #200 | s'more | 100 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #71 | strawberry supersucker | 10 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #569 | stuffed ninja snowman | 9 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #412 | sucker scaffold | 19 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #142 | throwing bone | 8 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #135 | toothbrush | 13 |
| #392 | tourmalime | 16 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #704 | twinkly wad | 30 |
| #277 | upsy daisy | 10 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #261 | useless powder | 605 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #152 | warbear battery | 19 |
| #124 | warbear whosit | 1,787 |
| #667 | wind-up meatcar | 6 |
| #560 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #498 | yellow gummi ingot | 44 |