| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1299 | Mad Train wine | 10 |
| #113 | New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #502 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 18 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #469 | asshat | 2 |
| #6542 | badass belt | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #499 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #924 | disassembled clover | 19 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1518 | duct tape | 8 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #1493 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #572 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1442 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #618 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #633 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #468 | red class ring | 17 |
| #670 | red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #296 | spectral pickle | 50 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1477 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #74 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #462 | white class ring | 13 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |