| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1297 | Mad Train wine | 10 |
| #113 | New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #502 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 18 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #468 | asshat | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #755 | bananagate | 4 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #492 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1220 | dill | 10 |
| #921 | disassembled clover | 19 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #1491 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #566 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1438 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #612 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #628 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #460 | red class ring | 17 |
| #667 | red gummi ingot | 20 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #295 | spectral pickle | 50 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1474 | turtle totem | 4 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #73 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #455 | white class ring | 13 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |