| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #786 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 4 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #27 | black candygram | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #537 | cocoa egg | 15 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1173 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1984 | valuable trinket | 6 |