| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #46 | Aura Libre | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #38 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 3 |
| #44 | Black Hole | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #7 | Brand of Violence | 2 |
| #44 | Buttery Knob | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #43 | CSA discount card | 380 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #26 | Candicaine | 13 |
| #33 | Candy Alexander | 4 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #45 | Cement Mixer | 2 |
| #42 | Chakra Libre | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #13 | Crazymaker | 20 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #39 | Dark & Starry | 2 |
| #28 | Doublepunchplanter | 2 |
| #50 | Drac & Tan | 3 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #46 | Dump Truck | 3 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #12 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 17 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #48 | Event Horizon | 2 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #22 | Flaming Caipiranha | 10 |
| #7 | Flaming Knob | 29 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #50 | Flaming Sazerorc | 2 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #36 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 2,446 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #42 | Grasshopper | 2 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #52 | Green Giant | 2 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #30 | Green Velvet | 3 |
| #20 | Haymaker | 6 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #27 | Herringtini | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Humanitini | 6 |
| 🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #40 | Jackhammer | 2 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #31 | Lobster qua Grill | 10 |
| #34 | Locust | 2 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #82 | Newbiesport™ tent | 109 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #42 | Oh, the Humanitini | 5 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #36 | Plague of Locusts | 3 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #47 | Red Dwarf | 4 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #20 | Shot of the Living Dead | 20 |
| #14 | Sizzling Sinner | 12 |
| #8 | Slimebite | 23 |
| #33 | Slippery Knob | 2 |
| #43 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 2 |
| #41 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 9 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #34 | Suppurating Sinner | 2 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 7 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 5 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 21 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #45 | Transylvania Sling | 2 |
| #105 | Typical Tavern swill | 112 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #24 | Vial of jus de larmes | 10 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #49 | Zoodriver | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #63 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 173 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #52 | bag of park garbage | 3,224 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #28 | beautiful soup | 10 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #47 | briefcase | 522 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #29 | commemorative war stein | 2,327 |
| #125 | cyclops eyedrops | 5 |
| #36 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #18 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,723 |
| #39 | fat wallet | 106 |
| #141 | fistful of ashes | 36 |
| #152 | green and red bean | 12 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #6 | hot watered rum | 22,163 |
| #114 | intact anemone spike | 12 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #36 | missing wine | 10 |
| #480 | obsidian dagger | 37 |
| #140 | old coin purse | 115 |
| #100 | old leather wallet | 186 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #116 | salty gumdrop | 12 |
| #81 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #249 | shredded hellseal hide | 20 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #105 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 12 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| 🥉 | tofu wonton | 325 |
| #8 | twinkly wad | 302,309 |
| #18 | warbear requisition box | 205 |