| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #162 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 8 |
| #242 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #215 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 5 |
| #139 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 6 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #87 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 20 |
| #85 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #52 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #173 | chakra sludge | 5 |
| #218 | corned-beef Reuben | 6 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #975 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #121 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #891 | ridiculous cocktail | 3 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #175 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |