| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #546 | BURT | 9 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #657 | FDKOL commendation | 41 |
| #74 | FDKOL hotcakes | 109 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #124 | Pokëmann band-aid | 6 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #53 | Skullhead's Screw | 5 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1059 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #1784 | brick | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #16 | daub-breaker | 35 |
| #65 | drop of water-37 | 220 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #180 | elven hardtack | 20 |
| #188 | elven squeeze | 20 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #14 | fireman's helmet | 3 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #302 | good brain | 5 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #203 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #388 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #27 | hot daub | 53 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #54 | mysterious present | 11 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #395 | smoking grass | 78 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #37 | wings of fire | 4 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |