| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #348 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1623 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #375 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #131 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 64 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #255 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #682 | blood flower | 9 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #476 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #441 | doll house | 11 |
| #139 | duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #690 | eggnog | 25 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #514 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #192 | felt | 40 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1518 | ghost cucumber | 6 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #344 | googly eye | 40 |
| #411 | green beer | 32 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #41 | hippopotamus skin | 500 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #297 | length of string | 40 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #207 | marionette | 9 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #217 | penguin skin | 500 |
| #592 | pet rock | 13 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #463 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #181 | sock monkey | 14 |
| #935 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #226 | stuffing | 40 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | synthetic stuffing | 10 |
| #203 | tasket | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #175 | tisket | 2 |
| #156 | tortoise's blessing | 20 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #992 | toy hoverpad | 8 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #228 | toy soldier | 8 |
| #221 | toy wheel | 40 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #73 | wooden block | 40 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #20 | yak skin | 500 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #344 | yeti fur | 500 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |