| #473 | "DRINK ME" potion | 9 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #200 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #62 | Barney's rake | 5 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Belt of Howling Anger | 410 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| 🥈 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 387 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 405 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #72 | Coinspiracy | 79 |
| #166 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 30 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #808 | FDKOL commendation | 10 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #113 | FunFunds™ | 9 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #135 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 9 |
| 🥈 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 391 |
| 🥈 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 390 |
| 🥈 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 383 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #826 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #208 | Jack-in-the-box | 28 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #22 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3,000 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #29 | New Age healing crystal | 1,111 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #121 | Red Rover BB gun | 31 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Shield of Icy Fate | 389 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Dark Omens | 375 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #215 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 6 |
| #209 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 7 |
| #213 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 7 |
| #209 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 7 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #108 | bejeweled cufflinks | 34 |
| #521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #47 | crusty hula hoop | 10 |
| #95 | dense meat stack | 31,675 |
| #124 | designer handbag | 19 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #13 | dinged-up triangle | 10 |
| #775 | disassembled clover | 34 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #96 | distention pill | 2 |
| #382 | empty agua de vida bottle | 531 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #104 | fancy opera glasses | 37 |
| 🥈 | fat loot token | 3,132 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #1648 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #389 | fuzzy busby | 6 |
| #90 | garish pinky ring | 44 |
| #187 | giant designer sunglasses | 24 |
| #590 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #201 | green clay bead | 61 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #298 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #443 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1431 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| #1469 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #104 | peanut brittle shield | 35 |
| #211 | pink clay bead | 95 |
| #190 | pool torpedo | 2 |
| #238 | purple clay bead | 16 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #40 | red wagon | 13 |
| #57 | red-and-green sweater | 45 |
| #67 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #461 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 15 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #549 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #422 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #148 | soggy used band-aid | 3 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #189 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 182 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #199 | stuffed Meat | 184 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #302 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 25 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #214 | stuffed key | 233 |
| #375 | stuffed martini | 25 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #201 | stuffed mink | 178 |
| #225 | stuffed monocle | 169 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #215 | stuffed teddy butler | 167 |
| #186 | stuffed tin of caviar | 188 |
| #248 | stuffed treasure chest | 209 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #86 | synthetic dog hair pill | 4 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #157 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #57 | your own black heart | 21 |