| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #336 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #469 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 12 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #24 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 7 |
| #253 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 15 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #60 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 37 |
| #73 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 37 |
| #64 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 37 |
| #36 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 37 |
| #34 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 37 |
| #38 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 37 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #159 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #298 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 11 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 11 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 9 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #330 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 21 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #15 | chocolate filthy lucre | 900 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #18 | filthy lucre | 900 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |