DocBosh

RankItemQuantity
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#835Angelhair Culottes1
#604BURT2
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1257Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#358Bash-Ōs boxtop3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#762Cold Hots candy4
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#187Iiti Kitty Gumdrop6
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#69Lobster qua Grill3
#626Loudmouth Larry Lamprey20
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#792Microplushie: Bropane4
#702Microplushie: Dorkonide2
#628Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid4
#582Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#722Microplushie: Gothochondria5
#916Microplushie: Hippylase2
#434Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#836Microplushie: Otakulone4
#836Microplushie: Raverdrine2
#871Microplushie: Sororitrate2
#391Misty Cape1
#523Newbiesport™ tent1
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1320Senior Mints1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#1054Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2343Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#508Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#143UV monocular1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#279Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1
#165airblaster gun3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#7431badass belt1
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#955bejeweled cufflinks1
#41bezoar ring1
#625black-and-blue light26
#139blob of acid6
#635blue plasma ball24
#5027bottle of goofballs1
#433bubblewrap ore3
#99bugbear detector1
#431bunny liver11
#611cardboard ore1
#633catgut4
#710cheap studded belt5
#1660cheap toaster1
#3274club necklace1
#252comfy pillow1
#170confusing LED clock19
#453designer handbag6
#3285diamond necklace1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#923fancy opera glasses1
#686festive sausage2
#1049filthy lucre24
#623flavored foot massage oil18
#150flayed mind5
#581foam dart25
🥈fossilized necklace1
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#949garish pinky ring1
#359giant designer sunglasses12
#321gin-soaked blotter paper1
#793gold wedding ring1
#1341grue egg19
#183haggis socks2
#184haggis-infused soap2
#240haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis1
#1072heart necklace7
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#867holiday cheese log1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#41honeypot1
#511incense bath ball1
#148kobold kibble6
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#311macaroni duck7
#641magical mystery juice1
#173magicberry tablets2
#195magnetic sculpture kit1
#313memory of a C1
#323memory of a G1
#313memory of a T1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#3384obsidian dagger1
#197old school calculator watch1
#1514old sweatpants11
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#403paranormal ricotta1
#456personal massager26
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#715personalized coffee mug26
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#165pile of useless robot parts6
#47propeller beanie1
#28quantum disintegrator pistol1
#3636rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2796rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1021rusty chain necklace1
#198secret mummy herbs and spices3
#251shard of double-ice4
#23slime-covered compass1
#204slime-soaked sweat gland1
#1623spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#668spark plug earring1
#677spectre scepter49
#752stick-on eyebrow piercing3
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8935stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3112stuffed Meat1
#8863stuffed angry cow1
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#161stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#200stuffed dodo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7821stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#165stuffed martini59
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#2880stuffed mink2
#2793stuffed monocle3
#207stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2920stuffed teddy butler2
#3106stuffed tin of caviar1
#1919stuffed treasure chest9
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#184sugar shield1
#37superduperball1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#967untamable turtle2
#543unusual disco ball5
#528useless powder203
#1157wrench bracelet1
#63yellow matter custard2

Wow, that's 891 items total!

what items are this player missing?