| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #217 | Bling of the New Wave | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1113 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #210 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 4 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #256 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #686 | anticheese | 4 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #218 | figurine of a stinking seal | 10 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #298 | flange | 9 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #1477 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #46 | gummi trilobite | 6 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #358 | heart of the volcano | 20 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #347 | licorice root | 11 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #347 | lucky rabbit's foot | 19 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #57 | mother's secret recipe | 3 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #181 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 9 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #135 | pat-a-cake pendant | 9 |
| #334 | pork elf goodies sack | 21 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #215 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 15 |
| #1213 | roll of toilet paper | 28 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1015 | shiny ring | 21 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #450 | superheated fudge | 6 |
| #341 | ten-leaf clover | 55 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |