| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #272 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 10 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #307 | Blood Light | 12 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #156 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 12 |
| #372 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #271 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #202 | FDKOL commendation | 3,270 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #788 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| #271 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 14 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #137 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 18 |
| #404 | Microplushie: Bropane | 24 |
| #514 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #499 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 7 |
| #294 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #391 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 19 |
| #390 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 27 |
| #354 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #388 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 14 |
| #329 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 40 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 20 |
| #367 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 25 |
| #161 | Nightstalker perfume | 18 |
| #842 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #149 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 11 |
| #337 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #390 | The Cooler Out of Space | 4 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #330 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #369 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1123 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #371 | bananagate | 18 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #145 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #237 | bite-me-red lipstick | 81 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #104 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 17 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #434 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #323 | discocktail | 2 |
| #332 | drop of water-37 | 10 |
| #183 | drum of pomade | 8 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #928 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #493 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #136 | extremely skinny jeans | 7 |
| #336 | fiery wing | 3 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #604 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #566 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #546 | fudgecule | 1,327 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #187 | ghost trap | 8 |
| #303 | ghostly body paint | 13 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #932 | green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #462 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #742 | jerky coins | 13 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #406 | licorice root | 8 |
| #372 | lollipop stick | 135 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #169 | mime soul fragment | 20 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #268 | necrotizing body spray | 34 |
| #35 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| #191 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #520 | pack of pogs | 32 |
| #529 | paperclip | 71 |
| #459 | pearidot | 11 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #166 | pork elf goodies sack | 45 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #226 | press-on ribs | 37 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #901 | red gummi ingot | 4 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #704 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| 🥈 | shining goblet | 215 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #327 | smoking grass | 203 |
| #307 | sorority brain | 3 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #257 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #412 | strawberyl | 14 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3078 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3122 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8219 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #22 | warbear feasting bread | 28 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #230 | whisker pencil | 37 |
| #943 | yellow gummi ingot | 3 |