| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | Alice's Army booster box | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #241 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #307 | CRIMBCO mug | 47 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO wine | 30 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #463 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #395 | Instant Karma | 16 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #139 | The Joy of Wassailing | 19 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #462 | baggie of powdered sugar | 36 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #76 | chocolate cigar | 19 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #421 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #376 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #64 | marshmallow flambé | 7 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #194 | paperclip | 254 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #356 | slow jam collection | 12 |
| #16 | sorority girl's box | 2 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |