| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #9 | Alice's Army booster box | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #307 | CRIMBCO mug | 47 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO wine | 30 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #389 | Instant Karma | 16 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #139 | The Joy of Wassailing | 19 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #462 | baggie of powdered sugar | 36 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #413 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #76 | chocolate cigar | 19 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #783 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #56 | gift-a-pult | 6 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1008 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #422 | grue egg omelette | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #374 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #65 | marshmallow flambé | 7 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #194 | paperclip | 254 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #354 | slow jam collection | 12 |
| #16 | sorority girl's box | 2 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |