| #496 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #471 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #41 | astronaut ice-cream | 10 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #113 | atomic vector plotter | 47 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #691 | battered Crimbo Crate | 12 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #468 | blood flower | 15 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #154 | bunch of bananas | 36 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #19 | hot wing | 6,001 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #315 | yellow snowcone | 105 |
| #239 | yo | 39 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |