| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #524 | BGE shotglass | 16 |
| #144 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 7 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #350 | CRIMBCO mug | 39 |
| #226 | CRIMBCO wine | 34 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #210 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 22 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #343 | Nightstalker perfume | 3 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #544 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #412 | bite-me-red lipstick | 23 |
| #817 | box of sunshine | 345 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #508 | divine can of silly string | 2 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #349 | ghostly body paint | 10 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #138 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #140 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #176 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #51 | left half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #766 | lollipop stick | 10 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #306 | press-on ribs | 23 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #168 | slow jam collection | 24 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2935 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2047 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #353 | whisker pencil | 15 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |