| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #764 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #24 | The Art of Slapfighting | 43 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1639 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #777 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |