| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #24 | The Art of Slapfighting | 43 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #542 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #1640 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #40 | space invader | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |