| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #104 | fertilized ghuol egg | 6 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #210 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 5 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |