| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #1135 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #490 | BURT | 21 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #77 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 3 |
| #187 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 3 |
| #204 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 2 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #232 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 3 |
| #180 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #526 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #669 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1604 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #420 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #457 | antique record album | 5 |
| #654 | asbestos ore | 7 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #369 | cardboard ore | 4 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #526 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #269 | cog | 111 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #795 | fudgecule | 320 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #600 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #356 | linoleum ore | 13 |
| #599 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #80 | machetito | 2 |
| #493 | necklace chain | 2 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #384 | party hat | 5 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #26 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 7 |
| #268 | sprocket | 101 |
| #1006 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1040 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4843 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4875 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4894 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #970 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1547 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |