| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #65 | Beach Buck | 152 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #358 | Chroner | 78 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #162 | Coinspiracy | 2 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #130 | Crimbo Credit | 99 |
| #2144 | Crimbuck | 24 |
| 🥈 | Deck of Every Card | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #112 | FunFunds™ | 9 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #212 | Microplushie: Bropane | 65 |
| #231 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 17 |
| #236 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 24 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 9 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 35 |
| #267 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 53 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #245 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 28 |
| #267 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 56 |
| #201 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 45 |
| #267 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 41 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #136 | Mr. Haggis | 14 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 10 |
| #232 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 4 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #211 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #58 | P.B.L.T. | 161 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 37 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 27 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #14 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 6 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #18 | blank diary | 7 |
| #28 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 470 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #422 | box of sunshine | 861 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #123 | eye of newt | 140 |
| #309 | fat loot token | 5 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #881 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #163 | fistful of ashes | 28 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #462 | hobo nickel | 529 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #128 | s'more | 342 |
| #132 | salamander spleen | 124 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #181 | squashed frog | 115 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥉 | stolen accordion | 312,658 |
| #1304 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 29 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #944 | stuffed Meat | 49 |
| #1258 | stuffed angry cow | 40 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #697 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #999 | stuffed key | 45 |
| #813 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1052 | stuffed mink | 41 |
| #1169 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1430 | stuffed teddy butler | 26 |
| #1317 | stuffed tin of caviar | 30 |
| #1112 | stuffed treasure chest | 38 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #757 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #958 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 5 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1316 | toast | 340 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |