| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #132 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 169 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1464 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #643 | candied yams | 14 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1256 | dill | 9 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #649 | felt | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2319 | golden ring | 20 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #351 | green beer | 40 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #13 | green pixel potion | 210 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #233 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #2019 | killing feather | 19 |
| #2570 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #266 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #288 | lavender striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #656 | length of string | 17 |
| #23 | little red book | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #118 | mafia aria | 200 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #250 | marshmallow | 100 |
| #204 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1024 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #315 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #130 | off-white striped oyster egg | 20 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #78 | overloaded micro-reactor | 58 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #69 | pitted sheet metal | 63 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #486 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #51 | red ale | 8 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2350 | sawblade fragment | 10 |
| #192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 91 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #95 | sparking robo-battery | 50 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #315 | string of green beads | 35 |
| #419 | string of red beads | 27 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #94 | support cummerbund | 100 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #846 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #856 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #643 | toy wheel | 14 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #2653 | unstable laser battery | 7 |
| #1143 | vinegar | 13 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #554 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #70 | yellow striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |