| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1035 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #77 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 83 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #983 | disassembled clover | 15 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #424 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #409 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #417 | hellseal claw | 34 |
| #342 | hellseal whisker | 45 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1037 | plot hole | 9 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #14 | pretty pink bow | 4 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #551 | roasted marshmallow | 45 |
| #363 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |