Doctor Mortimus

RankItemQuantity
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#924Boris's ring1
#254CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)4
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1035Crimbo candied pecan5
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#1171Crimbo peppermint bark3
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1297Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#771Workytime Tea1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#458ancient spice2
#517bacon bath ball1
#7427badass belt1
#1192bath ball gift set2
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#826blue class ring1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#77bottle of Lieutenant Freeman83
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#3284candy cane4
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#502chocolate bath ball1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#983disassembled clover15
#1923duct tape3
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#686festive sausage2
#424figurine of a charred seal7
#720figurine of a cold seal4
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#640figurine of a stinking seal1
#409filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")2
#5199handful of confetti1
#3382heart necklace1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#417hellseal claw34
#342hellseal whisker45
#626holiday cheese log2
#41jingle bell1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#740palm frond1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#1037plot hole9
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#1023portable photocopier1
#14pretty pink bow4
#1022red class ring1
#100ring of teleportation1
#551roasted marshmallow45
#363seal-blubber candle4
#916slow jam collection3
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#3791spectre scepter1
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#750torn hellseal sinew1
#1841towel1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#1031white class ring1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#853wussiness potion3

Wow, that's 391 items total!

what items are this player missing?