| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1031 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1169 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #77 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 83 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #981 | disassembled clover | 15 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #408 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #417 | hellseal claw | 34 |
| #342 | hellseal whisker | 45 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1038 | plot hole | 9 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #14 | pretty pink bow | 4 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #551 | roasted marshmallow | 45 |
| #365 | seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #854 | wussiness potion | 3 |