| #58 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 15 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #33 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 39 |
| #262 | The Cooler Out of Space | 10 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #179 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #62 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 21 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
| #156 | antique record album | 19 |
| #96 | bone aperitif | 6 |
| #93 | bone meal | 6 |
| #69 | bottle of Blank-Out | 202 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #68 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #56 | old sweatpants | 1,031 |
| #93 | portable photocopier | 64 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1606 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2254 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1398 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |