| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #265 | Knob Goblin visor | 24 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #4 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #449 | hobo nickel | 555 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 12 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #2014 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #593 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #557 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #944 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #951 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #530 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 13 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #922 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #812 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #713 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #856 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |