| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #259 | Knob Goblin visor | 24 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #4 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #450 | hobo nickel | 555 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #609 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #714 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 12 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #528 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 13 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #854 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |