| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #714 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #667 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #288 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #1017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #522 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 5 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #639 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #417 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #767 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #399 | old sweatpants | 182 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #712 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #664 | radium-flavored potato chips | 34 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #626 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| #389 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |