| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #718 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #669 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #523 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #290 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #994 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #764 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #1019 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #523 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 5 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1282 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #411 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1338 | duct tape | 11 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #641 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #804 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #466 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #405 | old sweatpants | 182 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #720 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #666 | radium-flavored potato chips | 34 |
| #1853 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #451 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1208 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| š„ | stop shield | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #628 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 31 |
| #388 | wrench bracelet | 8 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |