| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #50 | Crimbo salad | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1947 | Crimbuck | 48 |
| #82 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #405 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 10 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #293 | PEEZ dispenser | 7 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1040 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #17 | blank diary | 8 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #101 | brown paper pants | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #530 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #98 | burst hellseal brain | 113 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #558 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #120 | carton of rotten eggs | 36 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #22 | chakra sludge | 49 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #85 | chaos popcorn | 3 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #38 | confiscated cell phone | 68 |
| #388 | corn holder | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #350 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #464 | figurine of a sleek seal | 4 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #160 | flavorless gruel | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #130 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #58 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #299 | magilaser blastercannon | 6 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | mugcake | 95 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | negative lump | 74,002 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #839 | old sweatpants | 64 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #468 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #671 | portable photocopier | 8 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #122 | scrap of shadow | 2 |
| #100 | security flashlight | 18 |
| #89 | shredded hellseal hide | 125 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #54 | spirit gum | 100 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #92 | sturdy cane | 23 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 13 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 6 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #158 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #82 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 12 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 6 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 14 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 8 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 12 |
| #166 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #18 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 10 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #79 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 12 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 7 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #566 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 13 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 21 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 10 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 14 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 94 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 131 |
| #70 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 101 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 35 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #291 | tiny plastic G Imp | 21 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 29 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #306 | tiny plastic Hellion | 21 |
| #328 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 20 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 13 |
| #458 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 15 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 21 |
| #354 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 19 |
| #459 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 15 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 17 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 15 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 15 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #407 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 11 |
| #262 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #341 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 20 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 35 |
| #462 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 15 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 31 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #129 | tiny plastic angry goat | 106 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #391 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 17 |
| #545 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 13 |
| #401 | tiny plastic astronomer | 17 |
| #117 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 110 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 101 |
| #395 | tiny plastic beanbat | 17 |
| #132 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 21 |
| #114 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 115 |
| #385 | tiny plastic blooper | 17 |
| #440 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 16 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #141 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 93 |
| #93 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 128 |
| #395 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 11 |
| #349 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 19 |
| #343 | tiny plastic demoninja | 19 |
| #94 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 33 |
| #438 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 16 |
| #412 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 17 |
| #488 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 14 |
| #346 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 19 |
| #297 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 21 |
| #144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 93 |
| #108 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 115 |
| #126 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 103 |
| #364 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 18 |
| #394 | tiny plastic goth giant | 17 |
| #133 | tiny plastic grue | 95 |
| #296 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 21 |
| #75 | tiny plastic hermit | 33 |
| #158 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 92 |
| #158 | tiny plastic killer bee | 87 |
| #474 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 15 |
| #121 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 105 |
| #99 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 127 |
| #359 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 18 |
| #106 | tiny plastic mosquito | 120 |
| #332 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 21 |
| #133 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 24 |
| #114 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 113 |
| #95 | tiny plastic sauceror | 30 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #169 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 20 |
| #576 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #429 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #119 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 108 |
| #504 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 14 |
| #135 | tiny plastic stab bat | 98 |
| #98 | tiny plastic star starfish | 117 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 90 |
| #504 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #402 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 16 |
| #77 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 35 |
| #509 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #455 | tiny plastic warwelf | 15 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #101 | torn hellseal sinew | 99 |
| #141 | unused walkie-talkie | 5 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #109 | warbear beeping telegram | 11 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #106 | warbear feasting bread | 6 |
| #105 | warbear feasting mead | 6 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #232 | warbear requisition box | 12 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #382 | warbear whosit | 198 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |