NotARealBear

RankItemQuantity
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#50Crimbo salad9
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1949Crimbuck48
#81Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe2
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#178GOTO1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#303Inner Strength1
#316Inner Truth1
#32Kudzu salad1
#404Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs10
#194Oscus's pelt1
#294PEEZ dispenser7
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#365a butt tuba1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#172asbestos stick1
#1048baby killer bee6
#412bark rootbeer1
#17blank diary8
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#397bread line1
#101brown paper pants3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#539bunny liver7
#100burst hellseal brain113
#433candied bolts4
#557candied nuts3
#1564candy kneecapping stick2
#122carton of rotten eggs36
#117chakra malt1
#21chakra sludge49
#129chakra-mental wine1
#85chaos popcorn3
#397communal gobstopper1
#38confiscated cell phone68
#389corn holder2
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#3285diamond necklace1
#87dusty animal skull1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#32elf ploughshare1
#145faded red protest sign1
#347figurine of a charred seal9
#779figurine of a cold seal3
#147figurine of a cute baby seal1
#209figurine of a shadowy seal6
#464figurine of a sleek seal4
#273figurine of a slippery seal6
#509figurine of a stinking seal3
#165flavorless gruel1
#369frozen Mob Penguin3
#806gingerbread robot1
#132gold nuggets1
#629gold wedding ring3
#3897grue egg3
#112hambrosier1
#1451hamethyst4
#3460handful of confetti5
#361hemp candy necklace1
#201hot stuffing1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#59lava-proof pants1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#64long-forgotten necklace1
#136lump of Brituminous coal1
#300magilaser blastercannon6
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#148mugcake95
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
🥈negative lump74,002
#41nuclear stockpile1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#847old sweatpants64
#218overloaded micro-reactor1
#1761pail1
#492party hat3
#1682passable elf mask1
#1273penguin focaccia bread14
#248petit 4.14
#467pirate pelvis4
#668portable photocopier8
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#890red class ring3
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#122scrap of shadow2
#101security flashlight18
#89shredded hellseal hide125
#52silent beret1
#35soul mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1135sparkler1
#72spirit bed1
#53spirit gum100
#1333stray chihuahua1
#2228stuffed Baron von Ratsworth9
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#1169stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#2006stuffed key8
#1462stuffed martini3
#2507stuffed mink5
#2234stuffed monocle9
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#2310stuffed teddy butler8
#2387stuffed tin of caviar7
#643sturdy Crimbo crate20
#93sturdy cane23
#360thermos of brew1
#496tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer4
#69tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory13
#323tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer6
#132tiny die-cast Don Crimbo4
#306tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer6
#67tiny die-cast Father Crimbo6
#142tiny die-cast Father Crimborg4
#398tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer5
#161tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#214tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg3
#496tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer4
#83tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer12
#104tiny die-cast Swiss hen4
#59tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo6
#57tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign14
#303tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer6
#22tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg8
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#81tiny die-cast factory worker elf12
#168tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf9
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#18tiny die-cast goose a-laying10
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#169tiny die-cast middle-management elf9
#79tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf12
#35tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg7
#245tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf7
#304tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming2
#119tiny die-cast turtle mech4
#463tiny maracas1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#567tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf13
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#312tiny plastic Axe Wound21
#298tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth14
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#443tiny plastic Beelzebozo10
#493tiny plastic Black Knight14
#452tiny plastic Bonerdagon10
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#573tiny plastic Boss Bat8
#139tiny plastic Cheshire bat94
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#53tiny plastic Crimbo elf131
#70tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer101
#51tiny plastic Crimbo wreath35
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#563tiny plastic Felonia8
#292tiny plastic G Imp21
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#213tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser29
#938tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester8
#306tiny plastic Hellion21
#328tiny plastic Iiti Kitty20
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#306tiny plastic Knob Goblin King13
#458tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter15
#300tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl21
#354tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist19
#458tiny plastic Knott Yeti15
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#392tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy17
#461tiny plastic Protagonist15
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#446tiny plastic Spam Witch15
#367tiny plastic Spunky Princess18
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#407tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski11
#263tiny plastic The Man15
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#342tiny plastic Trouser Snake20
#56tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo35
#462tiny plastic XXX pr0n15
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#89tiny plastic accordion thief31
#613tiny plastic angry bugbear12
#130tiny plastic angry goat106
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#392tiny plastic anime smiley17
#547tiny plastic apathetic lizardman13
#400tiny plastic astronomer17
#118tiny plastic baby gravy fairy110
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#135tiny plastic barrrnacle101
#395tiny plastic beanbat17
#133tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar21
#115tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball115
#387tiny plastic blooper17
#439tiny plastic brainsweeper16
#834tiny plastic briefcase bat9
#141tiny plastic cocoabo93
#93tiny plastic coffee pixie128
#395tiny plastic conservationist hippy11
#349tiny plastic cubist bull19
#344tiny plastic demoninja19
#94tiny plastic disco bandit33
#440tiny plastic drunk goat16
#411tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus17
#489tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker14
#346tiny plastic fluffy bunny19
#297tiny plastic fruit golem21
#144tiny plastic fuzzy dice93
#108tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick115
#127tiny plastic ghuol whelp103
#363tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers18
#393tiny plastic goth giant17
#133tiny plastic grue95
#296tiny plastic handsome mariachi21
#75tiny plastic hermit33
#158tiny plastic howling balloon monkey92
#159tiny plastic killer bee87
#474tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box15
#121tiny plastic leprechaun105
#99tiny plastic levitating potato127
#358tiny plastic lobsterfrogman18
#107tiny plastic mosquito120
#331tiny plastic ninja snowman21
#133tiny plastic pastamancer24
#115tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime113
#96tiny plastic sauceror30
#625tiny plastic scary clown12
#170tiny plastic seal clubber20
#577tiny plastic senile lihc12
#430tiny plastic smarmy pirate16
#713tiny plastic spiny skelelton10
#120tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton108
#505tiny plastic spooky vampire14
#135tiny plastic stab bat98
#98tiny plastic star starfish117
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#74tiny plastic sweet nutcracker90
#505tiny plastic taco cat14
#402tiny plastic topiary golem16
#79tiny plastic turtle tamer35
#510tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni14
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#455tiny plastic warwelf15
#404tiny plastic whitesnake17
#453tiny plastic zmobie15
#101torn hellseal sinew99
#145unused walkie-talkie5
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#109warbear beeping telegram11
#292warbear breakfast machine assembler1
#42warbear drone codes1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#107warbear feasting bread6
#106warbear feasting mead6
#210warbear foil hat1
#164warbear gyro1
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#231warbear requisition box12
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#379warbear whosit198
#9wicker clicker1
#462wumpus hair1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 79,296 items total!

what items are this player missing?