Kelvron

RankItemQuantity
#3527-Foot Dwarven mattock8
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#1277Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#106Bling of the New Wave9
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1261Bonerdagon necklace6
#203Boris's key lime pie5
#740Boss Bat bling4
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1210Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2255Crown of the Goblin King7
#159Disco 'Fro Pick12
#341Dolphin King's crown13
#282Dr. Hobo's scalpel13
#1132Drowsy Sword11
#984Dyspepsi-Cola43
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#90El Vibrato power sphere17
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#155Jarlsberg's key lime pie7
#1517Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet14
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#446Red Rover BB gun6
#204Roo trading card1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#522Schrödinger's thermos20
#393Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
#192Sneaky Pete's key lime pie5
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#246The Big Book of Pirate Insults14
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#110Volartta's bellbottoms9
#341Wand of Nagamar16
#228Woldo trading card1
#162Wolfman Nardz10
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#847annoying pitchfork2
#252ant pitchfork1
#501antique hand mirror3
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1327baby killer bee3
#3120badass belt14
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#330battered Crimbo Crate36
#54can of Ghuol-B-Gone™12
#131chrome crossbow6
#429chrome staff1
#1026club necklace7
#207cool whip25
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#141digital key lime pie9
#888disco ball19
#814disco mask19
#260drum machine21
#459dusty Crimbo crate24
#272dusty animal cranium1
#313dusty eighth thoracic vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#190dusty first thoracic vertebra2
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#207dusty left twelfth rib2
#301dusty right femur1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#182dusty right second front claw2
#313dusty right second rear claw1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#3661easter egg balloon3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#373giant discarded torn-up glove12
#154grave robbing shovel13
#5338grue egg1
#253guitar pick13
#667handful of hand chalk20
#1997heart necklace3
#63heavy metal sonata11
#118heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr9
#953helmet turtle20
#164imbued seal-blubber candle1
#150ingot of seal-iron1
#559lucky rabbit's foot12
#444mariachi hat1
#289mariachi pants71
#168menudo1
#1514obsidian dagger9
#2223old sweatpants1
#270pants of the Slug Lord14
#950pasta spoon10
#236pat-a-cake pendant5
#251petrified wood42
#820ravioli hat14
#2146rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1547rubber WWJD? bracelet5
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#425saucepan101
#1103seal tooth1
#291seal-blubber candle9
#712seal-clubbing club28
#246seal-skull helmet66
#121snorkel11
#1623spade necklace4
#1069spooky bark1
#297spooky sap31
#228stainless steel slacks12
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#130star key lime pie9
#277stolen accordion204
#1607stuffed Baron von Ratsworth20
#2726stuffed Cheshire bitten17
#4246stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech9
#1498stuffed Meat24
#1830stuffed alien blob3
#3033stuffed angry cow15
#3985stuffed astral badger10
#3254stuffed baby gravy fairy14
#3125stuffed cocoabo14
#1529stuffed crazy bastard sword2
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#2712stuffed flaming gravy fairy18
#3071stuffed frozen gravy fairy15
#4055stuffed hand turkey10
#2006stuffed key8
#1967stuffed martini1
#3563stuffed mind flayer12
#1696stuffed mink18
#1719stuffed monocle18
#3806stuffed scary death orb11
#1467stuffed shoulder parrot13
#3568stuffed sleazy gravy fairy12
#2593stuffed snowy owl18
#3066stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#1299stuffed spooky mushroom6
#3544stuffed stinky gravy fairy12
#1495stuffed teddy butler24
#1624stuffed tin of caviar20
#1374stuffed treasure chest24
#3568stuffed undead elbow macaroni12
#111tainted seal's blood3
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1513tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2789tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#3927tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2817tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1918tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#643turtle totem45
#313unusual disco ball8
#245vampire glitter1
#1027wolfman mask1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1

Wow, that's 1,891 items total!

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