| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #431 | BURT | 37 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #141 | CSA fire-starting kit | 154 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #735 | Crimbuck | 1,163 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #577 | Jack-in-the-box | 9 |
| #323 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 6 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #493 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #58 | Vial of jus de larmes | 3 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #83 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #694 | box of sunshine | 440 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #1174 | brick | 22 |
| #451 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #95 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #123 | fustulent seal grulch | 3 |
| #314 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1290 | grue egg | 20 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #207 | loadstone | 3 |
| #347 | magical mystery juice | 21 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #92 | old sweatpants | 740 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #50 | pile of useless robot parts | 24 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #148 | s'more | 234 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #62 | scrap of shadow | 7 |
| #122 | seal lube | 2 |
| #70 | seal-blubber candle | 77 |
| #396 | shredded hellseal hide | 9 |
| #82 | sizzling seal fat | 5 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #810 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #117 | sugar shield | 5 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #117 | sugar shorts | 2 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #423 | torn hellseal sinew | 8 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #560 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1697 | yellow snowcone | 4 |