| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #571 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #465 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #376 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #495 | M-242 | 11 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #320 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #1824 | duct tape | 4 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #709 | empty agua de vida bottle | 117 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #695 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #233 | gloomy black mushroom | 14 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #349 | grue egg omelette | 7 |
| #278 | guy made of bee pollen | 11 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #290 | lewd playing card | 9 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #549 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| #1553 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #76 | pristine fish scale | 5 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #907 | roll of toilet paper | 56 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #452 | snake | 11 |
| #998 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #460 | sparkler | 11 |
| #1679 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #1147 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |