| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #47 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 101 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #156 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 17 |
| #291 | Blood Light | 13 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #936 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #1422 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #920 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2553 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #484 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #149 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 28 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #11 | coal paperweight | 3 |
| #568 | colorful plastic ball | 5 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #61 | decanter of fine Scotch | 4 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #62 | fossilized baboon skull | 11 |
| #110 | fossilized bat skull | 6 |
| #291 | fossilized limb | 33 |
| #171 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #451 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #177 | fossilized spine | 11 |
| #112 | fossilized torso | 55 |
| #97 | fossilized wing | 42 |
| #162 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #557 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #250 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 6 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |