| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #47 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 101 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #157 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 17 |
| #292 | Blood Light | 13 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #935 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #260 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #737 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #1151 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #941 | Crimbo fudge | 7 |
| #922 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2558 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #328 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #486 | Silver Bullet beer | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #149 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 28 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #11 | coal paperweight | 3 |
| #568 | colorful plastic ball | 5 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #64 | decanter of fine Scotch | 4 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #219 | drum of pomade | 6 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #62 | fossilized baboon skull | 11 |
| #109 | fossilized bat skull | 6 |
| #291 | fossilized limb | 33 |
| #171 | fossilized serpent skull | 5 |
| #449 | fossilized spike | 8 |
| #177 | fossilized spine | 11 |
| #112 | fossilized torso | 55 |
| #97 | fossilized wing | 42 |
| #161 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #232 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #331 | penguin focaccia bread | 35 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #250 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 6 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1204 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #833 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1851 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1377 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |