| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #80 | BRICKO pearl | 2 |
| #31 | BRICKO trunk | 3 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1859 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #609 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #419 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #154 | Schrödinger's thermos | 187 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #171 | The Art of Slapfighting | 6 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #49 | black BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #151 | candy kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #107 | candy knuckles | 16 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #179 | elven cellocello | 49 |
| #334 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #639 | empty agua de vida bottle | 160 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #207 | fancy chocolate car | 15 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #651 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1296 | green beer | 5 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #203 | herringcello | 44 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #102 | licorice garrote | 16 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #75 | quantum taco | 500 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1257 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 31 |
| #3119 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1623 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #642 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #325 | stuffed dodecapede | 12 |
| #89 | stuffed dodo | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #122 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #972 | stuffed key | 47 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1390 | stuffed mink | 27 |
| #1528 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3806 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1601 | stuffed teddy butler | 21 |
| #1402 | stuffed tin of caviar | 27 |
| #875 | stuffed treasure chest | 57 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #15 | sugar shield | 188 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |