| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #81 | BRICKO pearl | 2 |
| #32 | BRICKO trunk | 3 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1859 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #860 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #621 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #417 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #154 | Schrödinger's thermos | 187 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #172 | The Art of Slapfighting | 6 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #168 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #818 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #49 | black BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #152 | candy kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #107 | candy knuckles | 16 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #180 | elven cellocello | 49 |
| #335 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #641 | empty agua de vida bottle | 160 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #207 | fancy chocolate car | 15 |
| #473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #653 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1298 | green beer | 5 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #204 | herringcello | 44 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #103 | licorice garrote | 16 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #76 | quantum taco | 500 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1264 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 31 |
| #3136 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1630 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2315 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #646 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 10 |
| #325 | stuffed dodecapede | 12 |
| #89 | stuffed dodo | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #123 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #978 | stuffed key | 47 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1391 | stuffed mink | 27 |
| #1537 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2473 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1606 | stuffed teddy butler | 21 |
| #1405 | stuffed tin of caviar | 27 |
| #876 | stuffed treasure chest | 57 |
| #3571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #533 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #14 | sugar shield | 188 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |