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| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
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| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
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| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
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| #836 | live wire | 1 |
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| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
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| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
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| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
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| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
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