| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
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| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #588 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
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| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
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| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
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| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
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| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
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| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
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| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
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| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
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| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
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| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
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| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
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| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
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| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #200 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
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| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
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| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
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| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
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| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
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| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
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| #771 | shingle | 1 |
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| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
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| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
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| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
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| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
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| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #816 | windchimes | 1 |