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RankItemQuantity
#244Alewife™ Ale2
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
🥇Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2036Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
🥇Bastille Battalion control rig1
🥇Bird-a-Day calendar1
#1171Bonerdagon necklace7
#29Booke of Vampyric Knowledge6
#1514Boss Bat britches6
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
🥇Cargo Cultist Shorts1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#1416Cloaca-Cola2
#192Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau2
#1558Codpiece of the Goblin King3
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#1488Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#17Crimbo training manual1
🥇Daylight Shavings Helmet1
🥈Deck of Every Card1
#994Drowsy Sword14
#1623Dyspepsi-Cola7
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
🥇Fourth of May Cosplay Saber1
#22Frigid Northern Beans12
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
🥇Guzzlr tablet1
#22Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans3
#17Hellfire Spicy Beans18
#1755Imp Ale3
🥇Iunion Crown1
#1198Jack-in-the-box1
🥇January's Garbage Tote1
🥇Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™1
🥇Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase1
#295L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate56
🥇License to Chill1
🥇Lil' Doctor™ bag1
#622Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet44
#33Manual of Secret Door Detection1
#371Marquis de Poivre soda5
#310Meleegra™ pills31
#15Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas7
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#521Orange Star of Sacrifice4
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#465Pink Heart of Spirit2
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#18Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans17
🥇Powerful Glove1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
🥇Retrospecs1
🥇SongBoom™ BoomBox1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
🥇SpinMaster™ lathe1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#17Tesla's Electroplated Beans6
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#41The Big Book of Every Skill1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#18Thor's Pliers1
#71Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#213Thwaitgold amoeba statuette3
#83Thwaitgold bug statuette12
#100Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#269Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#229Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#278Thwaitgold scorpion statuette5
#1500Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette5
#861Thwaitgold termite statuette4
#129Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#22Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans12
#702Uncle Romulus1
#46V for Vivala mask1
#39World's Blackest-Eyed Peas6
#232Yellow Moon of Compassion13
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#188baby cuddlefish1
🥇backup camera1
#1510badass belt36
#822bejeweled cufflinks2
#75blue money bag5
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#305bottle of cooking sherry4
#864bottle of goofballs30
#404bottle of popskull4
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#238bunny liver36
#474burst hellseal brain8
#553can of Swiller1
🥇cold medicine cabinet1
#139day-old beer1
🥇diabolic pizza cube1
#935disassembled clover18
#231dollar-sign bag3
#2702easter egg balloon6
#642empty Cloaca-Cola bottle11
#1265empty agua de vida bottle2
🥇fresh coat of paint1
#496fuzzy busby3
#347fuzzy earmuffs5
#219fuzzy montera12
#831garish pinky ring2
#119gearbox necklace7
🥇genie bottle1
#187ghost of a necklace28
#699giant designer sunglasses4
#183gin-soaked blotter paper3
#1029green clay bead1
#515grue egg omelette3
#887handful of confetti48
🥇hewn moon-rune spoon1
#161hunk of granite5
#1460ice-cold Sir Schlitz6
#809ice-cold Willer28
#1048ice-cold fotie4
🥇industrial fire extinguisher1
🥈infinite BACON machine1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#531magical pony: Dusk Shiny2
#652magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#610magical pony: Uniquity1
#272massive gemstone1
#71mime army challenge coin1
#70mime army shotglass1
🥈miniature crystal ball1
🥇model train set1
🥇mumming trunk1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#1337obsidian dagger11
#774old sweatpants76
#48packaged cold medicine cabinet1
🥇packet of mushroom spores1
🥇packet of thanksgarden seeds1
#27pet bad vibe1
#53plain old beer11
#94plastic pumpkin bucket1
🥇plastic vampire fangs1
#94portable steam unit1
🥇potted power plant1
🥉protonic accelerator pack1
#66red money bag25
#1300rib of the Bonerdagon1
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#165shovelful of dirt5
#583shredded hellseal hide4
#422skull of the Bonerdagon1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#188spark plug earring5
#749spectre scepter44
🥈spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#222sponge cake2
#1094stuffed Baron von Ratsworth38
#8947stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1138stuffed Meat38
#7885stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#7700stuffed cocoabo2
#522stuffed crazy bastard sword13
#8928stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7027stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#7880stuffed hand turkey2
#1770stuffed key12
#697stuffed martini11
#7831stuffed mind flayer2
#1197stuffed mink35
#1506stuffed monocle24
#8945stuffed scary death orb1
#7846stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#2370stuffed spooky mushroom2
#6930stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#1216stuffed teddy butler34
#1453stuffed tin of caviar25
#1929stuffed treasure chest9
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#17time-twitching toolbelt1
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#18tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#2779tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#37tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#43tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#3126tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3886tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#795tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#3865tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2160tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#3968tiny plastic beanbat1
#3927tiny plastic blooper1
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#2098tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#3940tiny plastic demoninja1
#38tiny plastic dining car1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3925tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#2819tiny plastic fruit golem2
#2807tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#256tiny plastic golden gundam3
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2186tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#41tiny plastic passenger car1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2704tiny plastic whitesnake2
#671torn hellseal sinew2
🥇unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape1
#39vampyric cloake pattern1
#909vertebra of the Bonerdagon7
#70white money bag9
#130woven baling wire bracelets7
#18xo-skeleton-in-a-box1

Wow, that's 1,302 items total!

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