Museum :: IAreBacon

IAreBacon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#244	Alewife™ Ale	2
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2032	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#1169	Bonerdagon necklace	7
#29	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	6
#1512	Boss Bat britches	6
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#1415	Cloaca-Cola	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#18	Crimbo training manual	1
🥇	Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#994	Drowsy Sword	14
#1624	Dyspepsi-Cola	7
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
🥇	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber	1
#22	Frigid Northern Beans	12
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
🥇	Guzzlr tablet	1
#22	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3
#17	Hellfire Spicy Beans	18
#1754	Imp Ale	3
🥇	Iunion Crown	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
🥇	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	1
🥇	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	1
#293	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	56
🥇	License to Chill	1
🥇	Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#616	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	44
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#373	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
#310	Meleegra™ pills	31
#15	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	7
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#519	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#18	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	17
🥇	Powerful Glove	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
🥇	Retrospecs	1
🥇	SongBoom™ BoomBox	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
🥇	SpinMaster™ lathe	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#17	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	6
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#62	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#211	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#83	Thwaitgold bug statuette	12
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#267	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#276	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	5
#1492	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#854	Thwaitgold termite statuette	4
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#22	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	12
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#39	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	6
#231	Yellow Moon of Compassion	13
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
🥇	backup camera	1
#1509	badass belt	36
#822	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#75	blue money bag	5
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#306	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#863	bottle of goofballs	30
#406	bottle of popskull	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#234	bunny liver	36
#471	burst hellseal brain	8
#555	can of Swiller	1
🥇	cold medicine cabinet	1
#139	day-old beer	1
🥇	diabolic pizza cube	1
#936	disassembled clover	18
#231	dollar-sign bag	3
#2701	easter egg balloon	6
#643	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	11
#1262	empty agua de vida bottle	2
🥇	fresh coat of paint	1
#497	fuzzy busby	3
#346	fuzzy earmuffs	5
#220	fuzzy montera	12
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#119	gearbox necklace	7
🥇	genie bottle	1
#180	ghost of a necklace	28
#700	giant designer sunglasses	4
#186	gin-soaked blotter paper	3
#1029	green clay bead	1
#513	grue egg omelette	3
#887	handful of confetti	48
🥇	hewn moon-rune spoon	1
#161	hunk of granite	5
#1461	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	6
#809	ice-cold Willer	28
#1049	ice-cold fotie	4
🥇	industrial fire extinguisher	1
🥈	infinite BACON machine	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#527	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	2
#645	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#607	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#271	massive gemstone	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
🥇	miniature crystal ball	1
🥇	mumming trunk	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#1336	obsidian dagger	11
#765	old sweatpants	76
#51	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
🥇	packet of mushroom spores	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#52	plain old beer	11
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
🥇	plastic vampire fangs	1
#90	portable steam unit	1
🥇	potted power plant	1
🥈	protonic accelerator pack	1
#66	red money bag	25
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#3660	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#164	shovelful of dirt	5
#578	shredded hellseal hide	4
#416	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#187	spark plug earring	5
#746	spectre scepter	44
🥉	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
#214	sponge cake	2
#1091	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	38
#8943	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#1136	stuffed Meat	38
#7878	stuffed baby gravy fairy	2
#7694	stuffed cocoabo	2
#522	stuffed crazy bastard sword	13
#8925	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#7026	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	3
#7876	stuffed hand turkey	2
#1766	stuffed key	12
#696	stuffed martini	11
#7826	stuffed mind flayer	2
#1196	stuffed mink	35
#1504	stuffed monocle	24
#8941	stuffed scary death orb	1
#7840	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	2
#2369	stuffed spooky mushroom	2
#6928	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	3
#1214	stuffed teddy butler	34
#1453	stuffed tin of caviar	25
#1920	stuffed treasure chest	9
#8893	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#15	time-twitching toolbelt	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#20	tiny plastic Armory	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#17	tiny plastic Bar	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#17	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#19	tiny plastic Factory	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#782	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#252	tiny plastic golden gundam	3
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#2182	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#666	torn hellseal sinew	2
🥇	unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape	1
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#908	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	7
#70	white money bag	9
#131	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1

Wow, that's 1,301 items total!

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