| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #618 | 30669 scroll | 7 |
| #800 | 33398 scroll | 7 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #363 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #630 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1248 | Rock Pops | 33 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #190 | Steal This Candy | 11 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #672 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #664 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #652 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #556 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| #524 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #535 | ant agonist | 2 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #721 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #665 | antique helmet | 3 |
| #669 | antique shield | 3 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #371 | armgun | 3 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #997 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #241 | bag of lard | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #621 | bat guano | 8 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #1059 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #141 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #910 | broken skull | 5 |
| #210 | candied kobold | 15 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #273 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #120 | chocolate turtle totem | 5 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #830 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #509 | decaying goldfish liver | 3 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #502 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 18 |
| #516 | empty meat tank | 3 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #420 | gator skin | 9 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #589 | gnatwing | 3 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #671 | green candy heart | 10 |
| #439 | green clay bead | 16 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #871 | heavy D | 10 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #1767 | herringcello | 5 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #351 | lump of diamond | 7 |
| #355 | megatofu | 13 |
| #670 | metallic A | 22 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1698 | penguin focaccia bread | 5 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #841 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #420 | pile of jumping beans | 5 |
| #349 | pink clay bead | 38 |
| #655 | pixellated candy heart | 17 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1433 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #71 | ribbon candy | 28 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1182 | roasted marshmallow | 7 |
| #841 | ruby W | 3 |
| #114 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #277 | sewer nuggets | 70 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #551 | spooky bark | 17 |
| #626 | spooky sap | 12 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #1016 | stone of eXtreme power | 4 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #259 | sugar sheet | 6 |
| #870 | sunken chest | 6 |
| #316 | tassel | 4 |
| #1083 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |