| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #617 | 30669 scroll | 7 |
| #799 | 33398 scroll | 7 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #361 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #627 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1250 | Rock Pops | 33 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #190 | Steal This Candy | 11 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #670 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #651 | adder bladder | 3 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #556 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3 |
| #523 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #534 | ant agonist | 2 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #664 | antique helmet | 3 |
| #669 | antique shield | 3 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #370 | armgun | 3 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #241 | bag of lard | 5 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #619 | bat guano | 8 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #140 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1208 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #909 | broken skull | 5 |
| #209 | candied kobold | 15 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #118 | chocolate turtle totem | 5 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #829 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #510 | decaying goldfish liver | 3 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #499 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 18 |
| #516 | empty meat tank | 3 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #418 | gator skin | 9 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #588 | gnatwing | 3 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| #672 | green candy heart | 10 |
| #437 | green clay bead | 16 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #870 | heavy D | 10 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #630 | hellion cube | 4 |
| #1763 | herringcello | 5 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #349 | lump of diamond | 7 |
| #355 | megatofu | 13 |
| #668 | metallic A | 22 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1697 | penguin focaccia bread | 5 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #420 | pile of jumping beans | 5 |
| #344 | pink clay bead | 38 |
| #654 | pixellated candy heart | 17 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1427 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #71 | ribbon candy | 28 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1180 | roasted marshmallow | 7 |
| #840 | ruby W | 3 |
| #112 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #277 | sewer nuggets | 70 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #551 | spooky bark | 17 |
| #624 | spooky sap | 12 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #1017 | stone of eXtreme power | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #258 | sugar sheet | 6 |
| #870 | sunken chest | 6 |
| #316 | tassel | 4 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |