| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #122 | CRIMBCO wine | 55 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #376 | bone chips | 37 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #458 | corrupted data | 18 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1742 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #302 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |