| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #122 | CRIMBCO wine | 55 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #378 | bone chips | 37 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #457 | corrupted data | 18 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1738 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #304 | shard of double-ice | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #761 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |