| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #430 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #62 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #191 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #590 | ridiculously huge sword | 11 |
| #199 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 11 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |