| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1495 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1793 | candy cane | 15 |
| #431 | chocolate cigar | 3 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #64 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #591 | ridiculously huge sword | 11 |
| #199 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 11 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |