| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #534 | Feynman gate | 18 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #476 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 100 |
| #36 | Time Juice | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #497 | Valentine | 50 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| #1133 | brine | 5 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #605 | carbon nanotube frame | 17 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #176 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 57 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1283 | dill | 8 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #785 | ghost cucumber | 52 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #435 | logic synthesizer | 24 |
| #268 | long-stemmed rose | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | red traffic cone | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #501 | spooky length of string | 21 |
| #249 | spooky stuffing | 26 |
| #196 | spooky toy wheel | 25 |
| #327 | spooky wooden block | 23 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #795 | yo-yo | 29 |