| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #532 | Feynman gate | 18 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #477 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 100 |
| #36 | Time Juice | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #497 | Valentine | 50 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| #1132 | brine | 5 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #605 | carbon nanotube frame | 17 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #194 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 10 |
| #176 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 57 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1282 | dill | 8 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #785 | ghost cucumber | 52 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #435 | logic synthesizer | 24 |
| #268 | long-stemmed rose | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | red traffic cone | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #500 | spooky length of string | 21 |
| #249 | spooky stuffing | 26 |
| #195 | spooky toy wheel | 25 |
| #328 | spooky wooden block | 23 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #794 | yo-yo | 29 |