| #813 | Amulet of Yendor | 16 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #133 | Meat detector | 5 |
| #72 | Meat maid | 3 |
| #27 | Meat maid body | 25 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #480 | Valentine | 54 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #489 | black forest cake | 3 |
| #880 | blue pixel | 20 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1265 | brick | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #90 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #842 | clown hammer | 27 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #618 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #873 | defective skull | 16 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #635 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #991 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #1041 | fake fake vomit | 20 |
| #672 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #592 | green candy heart | 14 |
| #796 | green pixel | 20 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #856 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #828 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #727 | lavender candy heart | 8 |
| #164 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 51 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #969 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 21 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | meat cowboy hat | 4 |
| #68 | meat engine | 43 |
| #35 | meat face | 2 |
| #240 | meat from yesterday | 9 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #157 | meatcar model | 4 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange candy heart | 18 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #829 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 22 |
| #987 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 21 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #613 | pink candy heart | 14 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #18 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 22 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #762 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #780 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #557 | spade necklace | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #570 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1049 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #779 | star | 8 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #420 | stringy sinew | 23 |
| #1229 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 40 |
| #815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #708 | stuffed angry cow | 64 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #1019 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 50 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1029 | stuffed cocoabo | 46 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #733 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 65 |
| #1092 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #987 | stuffed gray blob | 19 |
| #757 | stuffed hand turkey | 63 |
| #715 | stuffed mind flayer | 67 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1215 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #2087 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #946 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1340 | stuffed snowy owl | 37 |
| #813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 60 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 52 |
| #807 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 60 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #35 | tighty whiteys | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 28 |
| #173 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 34 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 21 |
| #136 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 26 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 46 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #287 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 14 |
| #349 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 43 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #187 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 45 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 52 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 15 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #196 | tiny plastic Felonia | 20 |
| #166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 36 |
| #166 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 37 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 31 |
| #197 | tiny plastic Hellion | 30 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 39 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 49 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 28 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 30 |
| #158 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 39 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #240 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 27 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 31 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 36 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 31 |
| #147 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 27 |
| #130 | tiny plastic The Man | 26 |
| #200 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 31 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 19 |
| #196 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 32 |
| #198 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 17 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #241 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 27 |
| #307 | tiny plastic angry goat | 49 |
| #181 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 33 |
| #274 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 24 |
| #173 | tiny plastic astronomer | 38 |
| #262 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 54 |
| #211 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 66 |
| #228 | tiny plastic beanbat | 28 |
| #313 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #216 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 64 |
| #125 | tiny plastic blooper | 45 |
| #159 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 39 |
| #173 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 36 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #385 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 40 |
| #194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 67 |
| #183 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 21 |
| #140 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 44 |
| #169 | tiny plastic demoninja | 38 |
| #250 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 15 |
| #133 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 47 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 31 |
| #145 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 42 |
| #167 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 40 |
| #210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 29 |
| #216 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 62 |
| #286 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 49 |
| #178 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 81 |
| #155 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 40 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #183 | tiny plastic goth giant | 34 |
| #284 | tiny plastic grue | 50 |
| #154 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 38 |
| #212 | tiny plastic hermit | 16 |
| #219 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 67 |
| #271 | tiny plastic killer bee | 53 |
| #192 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 32 |
| #233 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 60 |
| #231 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 63 |
| #183 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 32 |
| #278 | tiny plastic mosquito | 53 |
| #125 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 7 |
| #176 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 36 |
| #142 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 23 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #409 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 39 |
| #211 | tiny plastic sauceror | 17 |
| #216 | tiny plastic scary clown | 29 |
| #304 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 13 |
| #233 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 27 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #217 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 29 |
| #234 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 26 |
| #279 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 52 |
| #292 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 22 |
| #241 | tiny plastic stab bat | 59 |
| #251 | tiny plastic star starfish | 54 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #119 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 57 |
| #147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 44 |
| #163 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 34 |
| #216 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 17 |
| #224 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #184 | tiny plastic warwelf | 32 |
| #185 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 33 |
| #157 | tiny plastic zmobie | 37 |
| #244 | toast | 5,323 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #561 | white candy heart | 23 |
| #612 | white pixel | 20 |
| #954 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #1016 | wind-up chattering teeth | 23 |
| #636 | x-ray specs | 27 |
| #1106 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #885 | yellow snowcone | 33 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |