| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #954 | Crimbuck | 729 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #299 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #252 | ancient frozen dinner | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #115 | antique machete | 6 |
| #85 | antique packet of ketchup | 31 |
| #347 | antique shield | 18 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #386 | asshat | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #31 | mime eraser | 35 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1361 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 27 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1359 | stuffed Meat | 29 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1161 | stuffed key | 34 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1337 | stuffed mink | 29 |
| #1433 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1430 | stuffed teddy butler | 26 |
| #1317 | stuffed tin of caviar | 30 |
| #1014 | stuffed treasure chest | 45 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #402 | sunken chest | 31 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #276 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 9 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #96 | warbear feasting bread | 7 |
| #159 | warbear feasting mead | 2 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #47 | warbear liquid lasers | 4 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #312 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 3 |
| #36 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 5 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #63 | warbear superpotion | 2 |
| #47 | warbear warrior bread | 10 |