| #577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #335 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3012 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #137 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 13 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #772 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #259 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #107 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 10 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1598 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 8 |
| #363 | Typical Tavern swill | 11 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #577 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #801 | duct tape | 31 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #196 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #200 | dusty left humerus | 2 |
| #200 | dusty left radius | 2 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left second rib | 2 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #192 | dusty left thumb | 2 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #205 | dusty right femur | 2 |
| #141 | dusty right fibula | 3 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #184 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #932 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #184 | fudgecule | 13,957 |
| #1510 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #699 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #28 | oily golden mushroom | 11 |
| #365 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #571 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | queen cookie | 50 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #216 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #452 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |