| #199 | BURT | 147 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #531 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 16 |
| #611 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #569 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | drone self-destruct chip | 4 |
| #1209 | duct tape | 14 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #500 | empty agua de vida bottle | 302 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #654 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #173 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
| #248 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #635 | filthy lucre | 59 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #537 | red class ring | 13 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #844 | sweet mochi ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #480 | white class ring | 12 |
| #145 | wine-soaked bone chips | 7 |