| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1242 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1851 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #549 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #766 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #118 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,996 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #213 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 29 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1287 | badass belt | 43 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #177 | bit of clingfilm | 22 |
| #239 | black pension check | 24 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #252 | briefcase | 30 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #355 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| #275 | commemorative war stein | 138 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #306 | cool whip | 12 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1013 | handful of confetti | 41 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #185 | old coin purse | 71 |
| #304 | old leather wallet | 17 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #366 | sand dollar | 5 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1608 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #623 | spider web | 30 |
| #2855 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3370 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2066 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #2773 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2132 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2385 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1350 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2785 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2131 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1869 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #1932 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2705 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2458 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1762 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #1352 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |