hpmons3

RankItemQuantity
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#1242Boss Bat britches9
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#1851Crown of the Goblin King10
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#999Iron Beta of Industry4
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#549Knob Goblin harem veil5
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#766Nickel Gamma of Frugality5
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#118Warm Subject gift certificate1,996
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#213ancient vinyl coin purse29
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#626antique bottle opener1
#933antique record album1
#1287badass belt43
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#177bit of clingfilm22
#239black pension check24
#4217box of sunshine12
#252briefcase30
#3274club necklace1
#355collection of tiny spooky objects2
#275commemorative war stein138
🥉control crystal1
#306cool whip12
#113crotchety pants1
#2467diamond necklace2
#913duct tape24
#1416enchanted leopard-print barbell3
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1013handful of confetti41
#1997heart necklace3
#36molten medallion1
#185old coin purse71
#304old leather wallet17
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#366sand dollar5
#1271sandwich of the gods4
#1978spade necklace3
#1608spectre scepter15
#623spider web30
#2855stuffed Cheshire bitten16
#3370stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech13
#2066stuffed Meat11
#2773stuffed angry cow17
#3006stuffed astral badger15
#2514stuffed baby gravy fairy20
#2132stuffed cocoabo23
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2944stuffed flaming gravy fairy16
#2220stuffed frozen gravy fairy23
#2385stuffed hand turkey21
#1350stuffed key26
#1967stuffed martini1
#2785stuffed mind flayer17
#2131stuffed mink10
#1869stuffed monocle15
#1932stuffed scary death orb27
#2583stuffed sleazy gravy fairy19
#2705stuffed snowy owl17
#2458stuffed spooky gravy fairy20
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#2663stuffed stinky gravy fairy18
#2226stuffed teddy butler9
#1762stuffed tin of caviar17
#1352stuffed treasure chest25
#3058stuffed undead elbow macaroni15
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#2894tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
🥇yield shield1

Wow, that's 3,049 items total!

what items are this player missing?