| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1843 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #546 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #118 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,996 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #211 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 29 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1288 | badass belt | 43 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | bit of clingfilm | 22 |
| #237 | black pension check | 24 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #254 | briefcase | 30 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #354 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| #271 | commemorative war stein | 138 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #306 | cool whip | 12 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1006 | handful of confetti | 41 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #184 | old coin purse | 71 |
| #302 | old leather wallet | 17 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #361 | sand dollar | 5 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #623 | spider web | 30 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2212 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1345 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #1927 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1760 | stuffed tin of caviar | 17 |
| #1352 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |