| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1527 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #372 | BRICKO brick | 20 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #272 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #245 | candy knuckles | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1611 | elven cellocello | 11 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #332 | fancy chocolate car | 9 |
| #546 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #196 | frigid fudgepuck | 20 |
| #129 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #103 | giant red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #121 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #688 | green gummi ingot | 18 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #494 | lollipop stick | 65 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |