| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #696 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1529 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #373 | BRICKO brick | 20 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #273 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #245 | candy knuckles | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1614 | elven cellocello | 11 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #331 | fancy chocolate car | 9 |
| #547 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #195 | frigid fudgepuck | 20 |
| #130 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #102 | giant red gummi ingot | 3 |
| #120 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #691 | green gummi ingot | 18 |
| #1255 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #494 | lollipop stick | 65 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |