| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1158 | Crimbuck | 436 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #630 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | crusty hula hoop | 8 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #369 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2104 | duct tape | 2 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #1550 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #850 | filthy lucre | 38 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #691 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2083 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1704 | herringcello | 7 |
| #614 | hobo nickel | 290 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #636 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #593 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #644 | scroll of drastic healing | 65 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #832 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 49 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #1004 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #712 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #438 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #531 | wolfman mask | 11 |