| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #867 | BGE shotglass | 7 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #78 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #268 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,325 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1121 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1942 | Crimbuck | 49 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #247 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #215 | floaty sand | 99 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #123 | vampire glitter | 4 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |