ScaryStickFigureGuy

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#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1853Corpse Island iced tea1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#313Divine1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#1867Imp Ale1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#348Mon Tiki1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#287Neuromancer1
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#794Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#983Schrödinger's thermos2
#945Summer Nights1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#106White Hyborian1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#546antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#626antique bottle opener1
#888antique greaves1
#898antique helmet1
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#932antique record album1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#430balaclava1
#222banana daiquiri1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#673beer helmet1
#788beertini1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#88berry-infused sake1
#1005big red clown nose1
#802bilge wine1
#35bitter bowtie1
#589black & tan1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#159blended frozen swill1
#1035bloody beer1
#964bloody clown pants1
#621bloody mary1
#242boilermaker1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#679bottle of popskull1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#938bunch of bananas1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#554can of Swiller1
#545can of fake snow1
#1749canteen of wine1
#81citrus-infused sake1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#680colorful plastic ball1
🥉control crystal1
#850cornuthaum1
#1825corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1820corpsedriver1
#1813corpsetini1
#570cream stout1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#93dew yoana lei1
#75dew yoana salacious lei1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#587distressed denim pants1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#127duct tape dockers1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#2833eggnog1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#255especially salty dog1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1086eyepatch1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#880fine wine1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#132fruity girl swill1
#428furry pants1
#604fuzzbump1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#32glowing frisbee2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#1683green beer2
#549grog1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#60helm of the white knight1
#1881herringcello1
#433horizontal tango1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#426icy-hot katana1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#608lewd playing card3
#377los chinos1
#230lumbering jack1
#80lychee chuhai1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#310mandarina colada1
#480margarita1
#666martini1
#73melon-infused sake1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#119mimosette1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#502monkey wrench1
#491mulled cider1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#858ninja hot pants1
#529ocean motion1
#257old-fashioned1
#2436oozenog1
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#106parisian cathouse1
#472perpendicular hula1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#594pink pony1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#320plastic cup of beer1
#214plum wine1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#337prussian cathouse1
#218purple corpsel1
#120rabbit punch1
#515redrum1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#647rum and cola1
#72salacious lychee chuhai1
#77salacious screwdiver1
#190salinated mint julep1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#2415sandwich of the gods1
#336sangria1
#77screwdiver1
#589screwdriver1
#173sham champagne1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#175shot of peach schnapps1
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#546slap and tickle1
#511slimy fermented bile bladder1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#803snowboarder pants1
#374spiced rum1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#939strange shiny disc1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#225tangarita1
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#451thermos full of Knob coffee1
#537thistle wine1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3941tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3876tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#85tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#16tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3067tiny plastic The Man1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8214tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#8254tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8130tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8176tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3925tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8098tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8222tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8190tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8095tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#8060tiny plastic grue1
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8129tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8070tiny plastic killer bee1
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8114tiny plastic mosquito1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8226tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8161tiny plastic stab bat1
#8138tiny plastic star starfish1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4482tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#478tree skirt1
#53trousers of the white knight1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#896vorpal blade1
#649whiskey and cola1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#223white Xanadian1
#1105white lightning1
#415wine spritzer1
#1245wolf mask1
#77world's most unappetizing beverage1
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#337yellow brick road1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 450 items total!

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