| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #549 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #323 | Feynman gate | 35 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #490 | atomic vector plotter | 7 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #645 | crazy little Turkish delight | 7 |
| #27 | delectable catalyst | 76 |
| #698 | dill | 53 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #484 | dwarf bread | 8 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #202 | fancy dress ball | 79 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #1104 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #390 | stuffing | 23 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #501 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #726 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #273 | toy wheel | 33 |
| #304 | tree-eating kite | 123 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #170 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 72 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |