| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #186 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #124 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 4 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #298 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 7 |
| #310 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #316 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 6 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #319 | Go-Wassail | 57 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #118 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 14 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #621 | Mad Train wine | 113 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #115 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 14 |
| #178 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
| #202 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #132 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 6 |
| #117 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 8 |
| #212 | Nuclear Blastball | 2 |
| #696 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #221 | Strix stix | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #625 | awful poetry journal | 101 |
| #1208 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #665 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #359 | bananagate | 19 |
| #247 | bar skin | 52 |
| #1800 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #489 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #301 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 14 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #385 | bone chips | 36 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #120 | bowling ball | 7 |
| #122 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 12 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #426 | cannonball charrrm | 10 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #302 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 4 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #141 | displaced fish | 64 |
| #241 | dried face | 15 |
| #349 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 34 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #104 | fish juice box | 11 |
| #127 | flytrap pellet | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #491 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| #578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #661 | fudgecule | 685 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #397 | green gummi ingot | 76 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #210 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #149 | hill of beans | 203 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #369 | hot wing | 157 |
| #116 | imitation crab crate | 4 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #375 | jerky coins | 54 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #404 | kumquartz | 14 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #326 | loose teeth | 169 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #170 | melted Jell-o shot | 19 |
| #1157 | monomolecular yo-yo | 14 |
| #89 | monster pants | 4 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #99 | nugget of Crimbonium | 53 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #541 | pack of pogs | 30 |
| #506 | paperclip | 76 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #401 | pile of candy | 19 |
| #447 | pile of dusty animal bones | 8 |
| #417 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #496 | pile of jumping beans | 3 |
| #106 | pin-stripe slacks | 2 |
| #158 | pumpkin | 3 |
| #394 | red gummi ingot | 76 |
| #455 | roll of toilet paper | 196 |
| #188 | salt wages | 3 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #446 | squirming egg sac | 20 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6122 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3266 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6201 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #32 | transporter transponder | 459 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #480 | valuable trinket | 167 |
| #485 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #236 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 15 |
| #312 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #222 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #203 | warbear requisition box | 17 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #381 | warbear whosit | 191 |
| #111 | willyweed | 14 |
| #396 | yellow gummi ingot | 76 |