| #407 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 13 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 4 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #299 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 7 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 6 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #315 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 6 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #345 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 4 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #316 | Go-Wassail | 57 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #118 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 14 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #619 | Mad Train wine | 113 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #340 | NPZR chemistry set | 10 |
| #114 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 14 |
| #176 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
| #200 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #131 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 6 |
| #115 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 8 |
| #213 | Nuclear Blastball | 2 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #216 | Strix stix | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #626 | awful poetry journal | 101 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #360 | bananagate | 19 |
| #247 | bar skin | 52 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #488 | belemnite fossil | 8 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #301 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 14 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #386 | bone chips | 36 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #120 | bowling ball | 7 |
| #122 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 12 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #426 | cannonball charrrm | 10 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #300 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 4 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #265 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #140 | displaced fish | 64 |
| #241 | dried face | 15 |
| #347 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 34 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #104 | fish juice box | 11 |
| #127 | flytrap pellet | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #495 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| #581 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #581 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #658 | fudgecule | 685 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #393 | green gummi ingot | 76 |
| #1408 | grue egg | 18 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #148 | hill of beans | 203 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #369 | hot wing | 157 |
| #115 | imitation crab crate | 4 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #373 | jerky coins | 54 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #404 | kumquartz | 14 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #325 | loose teeth | 169 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #169 | melted Jell-o shot | 19 |
| #1157 | monomolecular yo-yo | 14 |
| #88 | monster pants | 4 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #99 | nugget of Crimbonium | 53 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #542 | pack of pogs | 30 |
| #505 | paperclip | 76 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #400 | pile of candy | 19 |
| #445 | pile of dusty animal bones | 8 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #495 | pile of jumping beans | 3 |
| #106 | pin-stripe slacks | 2 |
| #159 | pumpkin | 3 |
| #393 | red gummi ingot | 76 |
| #449 | roll of toilet paper | 196 |
| #182 | salt wages | 3 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #446 | squirming egg sac | 20 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #30 | transporter transponder | 459 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #479 | valuable trinket | 167 |
| #483 | volcanic ash | 3 |
| #237 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 15 |
| #315 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #204 | warbear requisition box | 17 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #385 | warbear whosit | 191 |
| #111 | willyweed | 14 |
| #394 | yellow gummi ingot | 76 |